Dog cleanup in lane three...
QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash