QuotaBillsRabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan
It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson
Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown
Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner
A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick
Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown
If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey