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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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