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Rabbit Boost thanks to Barry McCartney

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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown


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