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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull


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