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Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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