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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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