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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey


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