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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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