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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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