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Rabbit Boost thanks to Barry McCartney

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Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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