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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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