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Rat Toys

Teddy bears for rodents

Rat Toys thanks to Keith Blake

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Where does he get those wonderful toys? - Jack Nicholson

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker


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