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Jethro's axellent idea to combine his yard tools

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I tool orders from no one. - Gerald Barzan

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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