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Realistic Mannequin

Facing reality in the men's clothing department

Realistic Mannequin thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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