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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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