Redneck Palm Tree

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell