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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

We all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. - Emily Kimbrough

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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