Redneck Palm Tree

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce