Redneck Palm Tree

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda