Redneck Palm Tree

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel