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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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