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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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