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Redneck Piton

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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