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There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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