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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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