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Route Our Parents Took To School

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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