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Route Our Parents Took To School

Back in the good old days...

Route Our Parents Took To School thanks to Roy Taylor

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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