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Route Our Parents Took To School

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Route Our Parents Took To School thanks to Roy Taylor

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Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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