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Route Our Parents Took To School

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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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