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Route Our Parents Took To School

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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