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Santa Claus as a Farmer

Ten reasons supporting Santa's farming background

Santa Claus as a Farmer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Reasons why Santa Claus could have been a farmer
1. He works all year, just to give his stuff away.
2. He's good with livestock.
3. He knows how to get by with the same equipment season after season.
4. He works outside, even in bad weather.
5. He's good with kids.
6. His wife is an excellent cook.
7. He could stand to lose a few pounds (sea reason #6).
8. He's used to getting in and out of tight places.
9. He covers a lot of ground in a hurry when the pressure is on.
10. He takes care of the needs of the whole world.
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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple


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