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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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