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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown
A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon
Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci
Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton