Seas And Greetings

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Seas but join the regions they divide. - Alexander Pope

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson