Seas And Greetings

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar