Seas And Greetings

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters