Seas And Greetings

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie