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Sechelt Sunrays

Enjoying an inspiring walk on the Sunshine Coast of B.C.

Sechelt Sunrays thanks to Louise Thiessen

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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