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Sechelt Sunrays

Enjoying an inspiring walk on the Sunshine Coast of B.C.

Sechelt Sunrays thanks to Louise Thiessen

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no sunbeam ever lies - e e cummings

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


Saying Pun

Redneck Blinds

Kid Disposal

Motorvation

Electric Football

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog

Halloween Lamp

Making Music Together

Back Asswards

Tent Peg Setup

Fang Treats

Model T Snowmobile

Skinny Puddy Tat

Redneck Cocktail

Drug Dog Search

Vice Grip Handles

Nouveau Riche

Triple Bypass Burger

Hyphenated Names

Indian Fish Pond

Lunch Anyone?

Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners

Giraffe Lunch

Bathroom Celebration