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Sechelt Sunrays

Enjoying an inspiring walk on the Sunshine Coast of B.C.

Sechelt Sunrays thanks to Louise Thiessen

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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