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All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

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