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Shoulder Stand

Taking a stand against prohibitive road signs

Shoulder Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

I get a standing ovation just standing. - George Burns

They condemn what they do not understand. - Cicero

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

What you cannot enforce
Do not command. - Sophocles

No one ever built a legacy by standing still. - Ravi Zacharias

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Those who dare, do; those who dare not, do not. - Unknown

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

Do Not Respond! No matter what anyone says about you. - Unknown

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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