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Shoulder Stand

Taking a stand against prohibitive road signs

Shoulder Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

No one ever built a legacy by standing still. - Ravi Zacharias

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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