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Shoulder Stand

Taking a stand against prohibitive road signs

Shoulder Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

Don't just do something, stand there. - Daniel Berrigan

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

I'd like a bromo, but I can't stand the noise. - Joe E Lewis

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Shoulder Strap: A device for keeping an attraction from becoming a sensation - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings. - Pearl S Buck

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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