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Similarity Between Justin Trudeau And Turtles

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Similarity Between Justin Trudeau And Turtles thanks to Barry McCartney

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Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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