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Smoking In The Boy's Room

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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