Snow Shield
Not everyone should be allowed to drive this time of year
QuotaBillsI used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake