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Soldier Tribute

Memorial for 8 million horses, donkeys and mules that died during WW 1

Soldier Tribute thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers


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