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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath. - Oscar Levant

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. - Mae West

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. - Zachary Scott

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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