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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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