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Spot the Snow Leopard

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Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath. - Oscar Levant

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. - Mae West

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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