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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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