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Summer Bracelet

Ankle monitor homing device decor at the gas station

Summer Bracelet thanks to Emery Pettigrove

An ankle monitor (also known as an ankle bracelet or tether) is a homing device that defendants under house arrest or parole are required to wear
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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk was defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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