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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The mathematician may be compared to a designer of garments, who is utterly oblivious of all the creatures who his garments may fit. - Dantzig

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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