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Sunken Bed thanks to Jim Serritella

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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