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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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