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The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay


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