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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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