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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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