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QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee