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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee