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Tatra Lawsuit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Volkswagen was sued by Czechoslovakian car maker Tatra before WW II because the original Beetle was so similar to the Tatra T97. When Czechoslovakia was invaded by the Nazis, the production of the T97 was immediately halted, and the lawsuit dropped. After the war, Tatra reopened the lawsuit against Volkswagen. In 1965, the matter was settled when Volkswagen paid Tatra 1,000,000 Deutsche Marks in compensation.

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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

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You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

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The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

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Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

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To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

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Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

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I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias


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