QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. - Joan Rivers
I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. - Debbi Fields
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason. - Ernest Hemingway