QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Muffin Top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda