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The Older You Get The Higher They Go

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The Older You Get The Higher They Go thanks to Keith Blake

Christopher Lee sporting the latest trend cummerbund tuxedo attire

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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