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They won't drag him off a United flight

Preparing for invasive onboard seat removal

They won't drag him off a United flight thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The united voice of millions cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood. - Oliver Goldsmith

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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