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Three Cats Ago

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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