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Three Cats Ago

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. - Gypsy Rose Lee

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

If you had been singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you. - Simon Cowell

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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