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Three Cats Ago

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. - Gypsy Rose Lee

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

If you had been singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you. - Simon Cowell

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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