Three Finger Carrot
Garden veggie art in Sechelt, B.C.
QuotaBillsRecipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson