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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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