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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

You can do what I cannot do. I can do what you cannot do. Together we can do great things. - Mother Teresa

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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