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Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. - To Have and Have Not

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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