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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The two of you was intricate together. - Archie Bunker

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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