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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. - Plutarch

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss


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