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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. - Plutarch

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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