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Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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