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Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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