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Too Soon

Meeting a man ahead of his time in Hong Kong

Too Soon thanks to joe-kster

Punctuality - where timing is everything

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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

It's always too soon to quit. - Raymond Edman

The darkest hours are just before dawn. - English Proverb

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. - Morris Mandel

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

If you're there before it's over, you're on time. - James J Walker

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes. - Unknown

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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