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Why wine and cheese pair well

Trash Snack thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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