QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor