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Travel Log

Logging a restful airline travel flight in Taipei, Taiwan

Travel Log thanks to Tanya Hall

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

You'll be turned into a pillow of salt. - Archie Bunker

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


Patience and Wisdom

Hippo Race

Tank Top Security

Bus Office

I Lost My Job With Lifeline

Wet Rain

Boo Pumpkin

Downspout

Sausage Cat

Plastic Bottle Beach Art

Dog Shoes

Casket Car

Cafe Cappuccino

Redneck Car Swing

Need A Lifeguard?

Newfie Parkin' Only

What Are Friends For?

Piano Mover

Pumpkin Helmet

TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

Redneck Mailbox

Dog O'Lanterns

Canvas Rest Break

2 Republicans And A Truck