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United Airlines Travel Pillow

Protecting passengers from aggressive employees

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Headgear blown out of propulsion

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The united voice of millions cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood. - Oliver Goldsmith

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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