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Vacation Time For Kids

Going on a holiday without the computer

Vacation Time For Kids thanks to Keith Blake

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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