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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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