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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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