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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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