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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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