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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com