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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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