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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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