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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau


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