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Vice Grip Handles

Handling workbench tools - choose wisely

Vice Grip Handles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them. - Kahlil Gibran

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours. - Dag Hammarskjold

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Recognize that giveaway items serve as silent ambassadors, reinforcing your Expert Identity - choose them carefully! - Susan Friedmann

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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