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Vice Grip Handles

Handling workbench tools - choose wisely

Vice Grip Handles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

It is the ability to choose which makes us human. - Madeleine L'Engle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become. - Carl Jung

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them. - Kahlil Gibran

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

As far as I’m concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. - Albert Einstein

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours. - Dag Hammarskjold

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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