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Wailea Beach

Maui holiday south of Kihei

Wailea Beach thanks to joe-kster

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Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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