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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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