Watch Out

Take me as I am or watch me as I go. - Unknown

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock