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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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