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What An Earfull

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What An Earfull thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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