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What An Earfull

It's licking like a friendly relationship

What An Earfull thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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