QuotaBillsMarriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young
Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller