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When I Was Three

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When I Was Three thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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