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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay


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