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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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