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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz


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