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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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