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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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