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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger


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