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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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