Where I Live

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki