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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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