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Which Is Bigger?

Choosing between me and the universe

Which Is Bigger? thanks to Howard Chapman

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The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. - John Green

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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