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Which Is Bigger?

Choosing between me and the universe

Which Is Bigger? thanks to Howard Chapman

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

A big part of being a well-adjusted person is accepting that you can't be good at everything. - Kelly W Brown

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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