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Who Said That Women Can't Park?

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Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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